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08.06.2025 00:26
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗ NEW WOMAN - analysis ˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do so many people like life?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
No way
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...